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Happy 2014!

Another year is over and 2014 is about to begin. A good moment to look back on what has been but then turn your eyes onto the future. You cannot change your past but you can influence your future!

I wish all of you a great New Years Eve and a happy, prosperous and successful 2014!





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How to Make Your Own Adventskranz

The Christmas season is upon us and Christmas lights light up the streets of towns and cities in Switzerland during the long and dark nights of early winter. Soon, most kids (and many adults) in Switzerland will start counting the days until Christmas with their Christmas calendars.

Another way Swiss people count the days to December 24th and the big celebration is the Adventskranz (advent wreath). An Adventskranz is usually a decorated circular wreath made of fir branches with four large candles fastened on it. As opposed to Christmas calendars that start counting the days til Christmas on December 1st, Adventskränze count the last four weeks before Christmas eve. The first candle is lit on the Sunday four weeks before Christmas eve and then every week an additional candle is lit.

You can buy an Adventskranz at most supermarkets in Switzerland. However, I find it much more exciting to create your very own Adventskranz. My mom used to buy a styrofoam ring to creat a wreath with twigs …

Waiting for Winter :)

Falls is almost over and the gray, cold winter days are before us and I wish I had something inspiring to tell you. I've been very busy exploring the world (okay, not the whole world, mainly Canada and the US) and haven't found much time to write up an interesting post so I'm going to cheat a bit. In order to get you into winter and holiday mood I'll simply provide an overview over past posts written about Christmas or winter in Switzerland. :)

Christmas:
Glühwein - you'll find a recipe for this tasty hot drinkHome Made Wrapping Paper - an idea for making your own wrapping paperSwiss Santa - how the Swiss celebrate SantaChristmas Calendars - make your own calendarWinter:
10 Fun Things To Do Inside in WinterSeegfrörni - when Lake Zurich froze overBeetroot Lanterns - explore this Swiss tradition10 Fun Things To Do Outside On a Snowy Winter DayFlims, Laax and Falera - go skiing in SwitzerlandWinter in Arosa - story of a weekend in Arosa




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5 Signs that Switzerland is Indeed a Small Country

Switzerland is a very small country. Not as small as tiny Luxembourg or Liechtenstein but still very small. Especially, if you compare it's size to countries outside of Europe. In fact, Switzerland would fit over 200 times into Canada or the US.

Even in every day life, the small size of Switzerland is sometimes noticeable. I've found 5 signs that Switzerland is indeed a very small country:
Postal codes are made of four ciphers only and go from 1000 in Geneva to the 9000s in St. Gallen. There is one system of postal codes for the whole country (and not one for each state or province!).Driving from Germany to Italy (north to south) through Switzerland takes about 3 hours, driving from France to Austra (west to east) through Switzerland takes approx. 4 hours. If you want to drive more than that in one piece, you'll have to start driving in circles.Pretty much everyone living in Switzerland has been to the five largest cities of the country: Zurich, Basel, Geneva, Lausanne and…

How the Swiss Drink Their Coffee

Fall is here and the temperatures are dropping. When the leaves turn golden and red it's time to start cuddling up inside and drinking hot beverages again. Now, we'll drink tea and coffee not only to wake us up in the morning but to keep us warm also.
Coffee and Switzerland Switzerland is one of the countries with the highest coffee consumption per capita in the world. It is no surprise that the Swiss created a variety of ways to prepare and drink their coffee.

Many Swiss people like to drink their coffee black - with or without sugar others like the international imports like Starbucks. However, Switzerland has definitely more coffee varieties and combinations to offer!
Swiss Coffee Variations Other than the regular black coffee, espresso and cappuccino that are known all over the world the Swiss like to drink their coffee in the following varieties:
Café crème: coffee with cream (and sugar if desired)Café mélange: coffee with whipped cream; usually the whipped cream is served…

10 Things You'll Miss About Switzerland

When you move to a foreign country you'll be confronted with many new things. New types of food, a new kind of mentality, most likely a new language, a new scenery and much more. However, you'll most likely not only be busy with getting used to new things but also a bit longing for (at least some of the) things you've left behind. The same is true if you're traveling for a longer period of time.

I've been on the road and away from Switzerland for a few weeks only so I'm not yet homesick for some Swissness. However, I'm pretty sure from earlier experience that if I'll be it'll be for these ten things:
Cheese: Nothing beats Swiss cheese. Seriously, it's tasty, locally made and you can make great Fondue or Raclette from it. My favorite: Gruyère.Punctuality: Yes, you're train will actually be arriving and departing on time in Switzerland. And so will busses, trams, boats, cable cars and most other means of transportation. Bread: I think I can exc…

Alemannische Wikipedia

Alemannische Wikipedia (Alemanic Wikipedia) I am always looking for resources for Swiss German on the internet. Out of curiosity and personal interest but also to expand my collection of resources for learners of Swiss German. Anyway, I guess I was bound to stumble upon the Alemannische Wikipedia at some point. Though not a purely Swiss German encyclopedia it's probably the closest to such a thing anything will ever get.

The Alemannische Wikipedia describes itself: "D'alemannischa Wikipedia isch e Enyklopedi en de Dialäkt vom alemannische Sprochraum, also von dr Deitscha Schweiz, vom Elsass, vo Liachtaschtei, vo Oberbade, etc. " (The Alemannische Wikipedia is an encyclopedia of the dialects of the alemanic (e.g. germanic) language area which means of the German part of Switzerland, the Elsass, Liechtenstein, etc.)

Indeed, there are several dialects contributing to this wikipedia and it is not always clear in which dialect an article is written. However, if you are l…

10 Fun Things to do in Seeland

I know I should probably be writing a post about the upcoming Street Parade 2013 in Zurich but honestly I don't care much for that event so I have no intention to cover it. Instead, I would like to share with you my interest in and appreciation for another region of Switzerland: the Seeland (region of lakes).

Located (mostly) in the French part of Switzerland, the Seeland covers the region from Biel (or Bienne in French) to Yverdon and Morat (or Murten in German). It includes Lake Neuchatel - which is in fact Switzerland's largest lake -, Lake Bienne and Lake Morat. Coming from the overcrowded, German speaking canton of Zurich to this comparatively loosely settled French speaking region feels like going on a trip abroad. That's the beauty of Switzerland - several totally different regions make one interesting country!

Here are a few suggestions for fun things to do in the Seeland region:

The obvious on a sunny and warm day: go swimming in one of the three lakes. Lake Neucha…

1st of August 2013

Switzerland's national holiday the 1st of August is approaching soon and the weather forecast couldn't be better! This year I'll probably be celebrating on the beautiful shores of Lake Neuchatel and watching the fireworks from Estavayer-le-lac, enjoying the Estivale festival and some barbecued meat and cold beer.

Almost every larger town or village in Switzerland organizes some event on 1st of August - usually a traditional 1st of August brunch, a concert (mostly with traditional Swiss music) and of course the obligatory firework. I investigated and found other (possibly more interesting and exciting ways) to spend 1st of August.

Zurich region:
spend 1st of August on a boat on Lake Zurich either enjoying a good brunch or an evening mealgo see a movie at the orange cinema (open air movie theater)enjoy a BBQ or a fine dinner at the Uto Kulm restaurant on Üetlibergvisit the Waldstock festival near Zug (featuring artists, bands and cinema)swim in Lake Zurich and have a cool bee…

Gian and Giachen

In recent years Switzerland has produced its share of clever and humorous commercials. Some of them star famous Swiss people like Roger Federer (e.g. the Lindt airport commercial) and some of them a trio of old Swiss men (e.g. Appenzeller cheese commercial). Another series of Swiss commercial feature a - by now very well known - pair of Swiss ibex: Gian and Giachen.

When they first appeared in a commercial of the tourism office of the canton of Grisons, nobody knew they were gonna become a great success. By now, there are a dozen or more commercials, a facebook page, a website, and a cool weather app starring Gian and Giachen. The combination of the distinctive Grisons dialect and the ibex' witty sarcasm makes the short commercials fun to watch - even if you are an "Unterländer" (lowlander, someone who lives in the flat part of Switzerland) and regularly made fun of by Gian and Giachen.

There are two main themes that reappear in almost every single Gian and Giachen comme…

Ideas for Trips in Switzerland

Have you ever found yourself with a free day on your hands and no good idea for a trip? I know the feeling and am always glad for new ideas. Sometimes my family or friends give me great ideas for day trips in Switzerland but at times they too are out of creative suggestions.

However, there is always the incredible internet to help you out in a situation like this. I found a great resource for trips in Switzerland over at Ausflugsziele.ch. Here you'll find a great selection of ideas for day trips in Switzerland (or even longer vacations or excursions). You choose to search either for trips in winter or summer, choose trips in a certain region, outdoor activities, museums, romantic trips, and much much more. Only downside: so far no English version of the website. You can use google translate for a usable version or equip yourself with a good dictionary. :)

Other than that, I suggest you read up on my post series on "10 Fun Things to Do ...":
10 Fun Things to Do On a Sunny …

ZüriFäscht - Zurich's Summer Festival

Next weekend Zurich is once again gonna be the center of attention. The ZüriFäscht (lit. 'Zurich Festival') will take place from 5-7 July 2019. The ZüriFäscht takes place every third year in the center of Zurich and is the largest festival or event in Switzerland with over 2 million visitors. It's worth a visit and has something to offer to people of all ages!
ZüriFäscht 2019 This year, the Züri Fäscht has the following attractions to offer:
two musical fireworks (on Friday and Saturday night)60 stages with concerts and performances130 festival restaurants and cafesover 300 booths selling food and other thingsamusement park with over 70 ridesspectacular shows in the air, water and on land Public transportation services will be extended during the Züri Fäscht so that everyone will get there without any troubles!
All important information and schedules - and the official ZüriFäscht App - can be found on the ZüriFäscht website.






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Meet Mani Matter, a Troubadour and His Songs

Ask any Swiss person about Mani Matter and they will start singing one of his many songs. Many of us who were not yet born when Matter was publishing his songs learned his songs in school or sang them at the local scouts meeting. The sound of his voice singing in the Bernese dialect and his guitar playing are almost iconic by now. And every now and then a Swiss artist will use the Matter's great lyrics and melodies and create a cover version (e.g. the project Matter Rock by several Swiss artists as a tribute to Matter's work).
Who was Mani Matter? Who was this modern day troubadour? His biography in short: His real name was Hans Peter Matter and he was born in 1936 in Herzogenbuchsee and grew up in Berne (which explains his Bernese accent). Mani was his scout name and he adopted it as a stage name. After school he studied law and practiced for a few years until he became a popular dialect artist in Switzerland. From the late 1960ies he began giving concerts together with the

LearningSigns Update

About half a year ago I first introduced the LearningSigns app. I had (and still have) the privilege to be part of this exciting venture which centers around two of my favorite things: language and communication.

In short, LearningSigns developed an iphone app which allows you to learn foreign alphabets in a fun way. Through a card game where you have to match letters of the alphabet with words or words with signs you'll learn new alphabets without even noticing that you're learning. :)

In addition to the alphabet you can acquire a great basic vocabulary for the language you are learning!

We recently added Greek to the language roster and now have seven different languages available. Languages currently available:
EnglishGermanSwedishArabicGreekHebrewRussian You can download the app for free at the itunes store! Let me know what you think about the app and feel free to pass it on to your friends and family! :)







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10 Fun Things to Do on a Sunny Day in Switzerland

Summer is here! Finally! I'm sure many people here in Switzerland would agree after a long winter and terrible spring. People walk around in t-shirts and shorts again (whether that's always a good thing is up to you) and public pools are overflowing with families and children playing in and around the water. Indeed, it is time to go outside to enjoy the beautiful Swiss Summer because it will be gone soon enough.


Some time ago, I wrote a post about fun things to do in Zurich on a summer day with 10 fun and cheap activities to do around Zurich in good weather. Now, I would like to share another 10 fun outdoor activities but this time with ideas that apply to pretty much all of Switzerland.
10 Fun Things to Do on a Sunny Day in SwitzerlandGo hiking: Hiking is one of Switzerland's most popular sports. You basically need a pair of good, sturdy shoes, a comfortable backpack, sunscreen, a hat, water and a picnic lunch and you are good to go. Switzerland has plenty of great hiking…

A Swiss German Sports Dictionary

Sports are a big part of life in Switzerland whether you actively take part in one of the many regional sports leagues (e.g. soccer, volleyball, cycling, etc,) or simply enjoy watching it from the comfort of your home. The most popular sports in Switzerland, however, are not team sports; cycling, hiking and swimming. Other popular Swiss sports include soccer (or football for everyone British), hockey, tennis, handball, volleyball and rowing.

One of the best ways to meet new people in Switzerland is to join a local sports club. To make things a bit easier for you, I collected the most important words in Swiss German for the more popular sports here in Switzerland:

Soccer/Football Flangge (cross) Faul (foul) Fuessball (football, soccer, also lit. the soccer ball) Fuessball spiele (to play soccer) also: tschutte Fuessballplatz (soccer field) also: Tschuttiplatz Gool (goal) Gooli (goali) Gorner (corner kick) Schiri (referee) tschutte (to play soccer) also: Fuessball spiele tschüttele (to …

Tour de Suisse 2013

Cycling is a very popular leisure activity in Switzerland. Almost every Swiss person owns a bicycle of some sort - some a very fancy racing bike and some an old squeaking city bike. There are hundreds of bicycle trails all over Switzerland including downhill slopes, nationwide tracks (e.g. from St. Gallen to Geneva) that you can cycle over several days, or regional tracks like the one around lake Zurich.

Once a year, cycling in Switzerland attracts even international attention. The annual Tour de Suisse is one of professional cycling's most famous tours. After the all-famous Tour de France, Giro d'Italia and the Spanish Vuelta, the Tour de Suisse is probably one of the more popular and prestigious tours in the cycling calendar and part of the official UCI World Tour.

The first Tour de Suisse took place in 1933 with an Austrian winner. The tour became an annual fixture and with the exception of the years during WWII has always been carried out. Winners of the Tour de Suisse in…

German Alp Dialects

If you haven't noticed until now, I have a deep interest in anything connected to languages - especially if it's also connected to Switzerland. I recently stumbled upon a gem of a project about the different dialects of German spoken in the Alps: "Deutsche Dialekte im Alpenraum".

German dialects are compared to each other. You can actually listen to native speakers of each dialect pronounce the same words and this way have a direct comparison of pronunciation differences (or word differences respectively). Also, the website shows you how dialect change over the generations. You can listen to speakers of two generations.

Once you learned everything about German alp dialects you can take the quiz and test yourself. :)








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A Swiss German Travel Dictionary

The summer months are approaching quickly and with them coming closer Swiss citizens are getting ready for their yearly summer vacation. Many Swiss families make use of the long summer school break to visit a sunnier and warmer country like Italy, Greece or Spain. Quite a few Swiss people prefer to stay at home during their vacation or to travel and hike somewhere in Switzerland.

Whatever your preferences for this summer, I thought you might wanted to polish your travel vocabulary in Swiss German. This (non conclusive) list of travel terms in Swiss German which I like to call Swiss German Travel Dictionary will provide you with a good start into this venture. If you believe some words or expressions are missing let me know so I can add them! Enjoy!

Swiss German Travel Dictionary

aacho (to arrive)
Aakunft (arrival)
abflüge (to takeoff)
Abflug (takeoff)
Abreise (departure)
abreise (to depart)
Auto (car)
autofahre (to drive a car, to ride a car)
autostöpple (to hitchhike, lit. to stop a …

Swissminiatur

Last weekend, I spent a few days in Milano. It's a city worth seeing and as it is only a 3 1/2 hour drive from Zurich almost a must do for every expat in Switzerland. You can take a train to Milano as well which might save you the hassle of being stuck in traffic jam near the Gotthard tunnel. However, driving with your own car give you the options to see some sights along the scenic highway A2 that goes through Switzerland's Italian speaking part, the canton of Ticino.

One of the most popular attractions in the Ticino area is the Swissminiatur. As it's name already says, it is a miniature Switzerland. Over 100 miniature versions of famous Swiss buildings, institutions and installations have been built for this park. 
A path leads through the park and the Swissminiatur guide book explains what each miniature is and where the building is located in reality. The miniatures are beautifully made and combined with moving elements such as boats, cable cars, trains and cars. Sound…

Resources for Learners of Swiss German

Speaking the local language will help you greatly in managing life in Switzerland. You'll be treated differently if you speak at least some Swiss German, French or Italian - depending on where you'll live - and don't speak English all the time. It'll help you assimilate to Switzerland and will even make bureaucratic process easier.

I was born in Switzerland to Swiss parents which means that I've been speaking Swiss German all my life. However, I can imagine that the Swiss language is quite tricky to learn for someone who isn't Swiss. Even Germans who live close by sometimes struggle to understand a Swiss person speaking dialect.

So I started collecting resources for learners of Swiss German (and regular German) in Switzerland and online. Here is what I found so far:
Swiss German Skype Lessons: Kathrin offers affordable one-on-one lessons per Skype. There is a ton of free material on her website as well!Züri Slängikon: provides a great overview over Zurich slang …

Online Clothes Shopping #2

A few months ago I wrote about online clothes shopping in Switzerland. In my post I focussed on Zalando and Bonprix because they were most popular and the only online clothes shopping websites I had tried. Recently I tried another supplier for online shopping: La Redoute.



My experience with La Redoute was fine. The selection is large and the navigation on the website itself alright. My positive experience might also be connected to the fact that there was no need for me to return any clothes.

As it goes with online clothes shopping, the major issue is the return of clothes that don't fit or don't look as expected. According to La Redoute's terms and conditions you can return any items that you didn't like and you won't be charged for them. Also, if you want to exchange clothes (change size or color) you won't have to pay for the re-sending of the clothes, which means you'll pay just once in the first place. However, you will have to pay postal charges for s…

You Know You've Been Living in Switzerland Too Long When ...

Someone sent me a link to a really funny post about living in Switzerland a while ago. I was doing some organizing in my inbox today and stumbled upon it again. It's really very entertaining so I thought I'd share it with everyone. Maybe you'll recognize yourself or someone you know in this list.

You know you've been living in Switzerland too long when......you think it's economically wasteful to have more than one brand of a product in a store. ...you think spontaneity is OK, as long as it's planned. ...you think getting up early is good. ...you get upset in the train when a foreign tourist opens the window causing a draft to go down your back. ...you actually get interested in the local elections. ...you know the words to the Swiss national anthem. ...you expect the shop clerk to say goodbye after you purchase something. ...you wait for the shop clerk to open the door to let you out of their shop. ...you prefer to buy in small shops even though its more expens…

9 O'Clock Pass

I believe it is unnecessary to argue that the System of public transportation here in Switzerland is one of the best in the world. Busses and trains and even boats run regularly to almost any city, town and village - and mostly right on time.


However, there is one major downside to the Swiss system of public transportation: the prices. Compared to most countries in the world it is ridiculously expensive to ride a bus, tram or a train. For example The one hour ride from Basel to Zurich is more than 30 CHF. Prices do get more reasonable if you purchase a half price card (Halbtax) or a yearly/monthly pass for a region or route.

In the Zurich area you have an additional option: the 9 o'clock pass (9-Uhr-Pass). This day pass allows you to travel freely in the whole canton of Zurich (including boats, trains, busses and trams) for 25.- CHF only. Only condition: on weekdays you can start your journey only after 9 o'clock. That's also how the pass got its name. On weekends the pass…

How to Say 'Mother-in-Law' in Swiss German

It's the family season of the year for me. Birthday celebrations and other family gatherings somehow accumulate in the months of April and May. In Swiss German we often call family gatherings 'Familieschluuch' which literally means 'family hose' and refers to an 'obligatory family gathering' or 'family gathering where your presence is expected'.

Personally, I agree that it's nicer to sit outside in the afternoon with the family and enjoy the sun, a good steak and a cold beer than sitting cooped up in a living room and watch the rain fall outside. However, it might just as well be true that some people use their birthdays to show off their new barbecue equipment or garden furniture. I don't disapprove.
Dictionary of Family Members in Swiss German Anyhow, I'm using the opportunity of this family season to share with you a short dictionary of family members in Swiss German. Most of them are quite similar to the German equivalents but there…