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When You Shouldn't Take the Swiss by Their Word

Swiss German is a funny language. Not only are there certain sounds that seem strange to the foreign ear, e.g. the famous "ch" in Chuchichäschtli, but there are also quite a few interesting phrases, especially in Swiss German slang. Interesting in this case translates to "funny or humorous when considering the literal meaning". A similar example in English would be "to chicken out" which at first seems funny to non-native speakers.

I collected a few examples of such funny literal meanings of Swiss German phrases:
de Baum azünde (lit. to set fire to the tree, to light the Christmas tree)aschiisse (lit. to shit at, to be mad or annoyed)zämeschiisse (lit. to shit together, to scold someone)umefurze (lit. to fart around, to dawdle or dally)verarsche (lit. to ass (someone), to fool someone)es chüblet (lit. it buckets, it rains heavily)es pisst (lit. it pees, it rains heavily)verpisse (lit. to pee away, to cut off or run away)Ohrfiige (lit. ear fig, smack on the…

5 Swiss Christmas Traditions You Shouldn't Miss

Christmas season is just around the corner and all over Switzerland the streets are full of Christmas lights and decorations. There are certain aspects of Christmas that are pretty universal, e.g. the gifts, the tree and the lights. Yet, every country and region developed it's own style of celebrating this holiday and Switzerland is no exception. However, customs and traditions don't stop at official borders so it is very likely that our nearest neighbors have very similar Christmas traditions!
5 Swiss Christmas Traditions If you happen to be in Switzerland during the Christmas season or if you live here, you should take advantage of it and delve into some fun Swiss Christmas activities. If you don't know where to start, here is my list of Swiss Christmas Traditions.
Cookie Baking: Yes, almost every Swiss family will bake several batches of Christmas Cookies. There are so many different kinds: Zimtsterne, Chräbbeli, Mailänderli, Brunsli and more! We bake them and love to g…

Five Things I Learned From Five Years of Blogging

I've been blogging over five years now. There have been ups and downs along the way but overall I've managed to maintain and even grow an audience for my blog "A Humorous Guide to Switzerland". Of course, there are things I now think I should have done differently or better not at all but hindsight is always 10/10 and there's nothing better to do with mistakes than learn from them!

Now, my blog is by no means famous or extremely well visited. From my Google Analytics statistics I gather that about 2500-3000 people have a look at one of my posts every month. For me, that's quite an accomplishment, especially since this is a personal undertaking and not a commercial business. However, the success of a blog is a relative thing, depending very much on the time you're investing and the goals you're setting.

I also learned that blogging is not an exact science. What works for one blogger might be totally useless for another. It's definitely good to rea…

10 Fun Things to do Outdoors on a Rainy Day in Switzerland

There is no rain-free season in Switzerland. Some months bring less and some months bring more rain but generally, there are very few weeks a year without any rain at all. Spring and fall are especially known for wet and rainy days.

Many people prefer to stay indoors and dry on those days and that's why I put together this list of 10 Fun Things to do on a Rainy Day in Switzerland (and later on Another 10 Fun Things to do on a Rainy Day in Switzerland) a while ago.

However, someone pointed out to me that there are plenty of fun outdoor activities for rainy days as well. Many times, rainy days are actually when nature is at its best! Therefore, I decided to put together this list of 10 Fun Things to do Outdoors on a Rainy Day in Switzerland. Many of these are perfectly fine for other places around the world as well!
10 Fun Things to do Outdoors on a Rainy Day in SwitzerlandPut on rain boots and jump into every puddle you see. It's fun even as an adult although you might get so…